Season’s Greetings

Written By Mr Voss

Our last supper on earth ?

🎄Season’s Greetings, Warpers.🐼🚀

As the year draws to a close, I wanted to take a moment to say a genuine thank you for listening, sharing, laughing, and sticking with this strange little universe we’ve been building together.

December’s episode, Episode 7: Season’s Greetings, marks a turning point for AI War Panda. What began as chaotic sound bites and glitchy banter has quietly evolved into something deeper: a found family, a growing mythology, and a looming sense that the universe is about to get a lot less cosy.

This month’s story gives us a rare moment of calm. Mince pies. Old memories. Quiet conversations. A hint of warmth before the storm. But beneath the festive trimmings, danger is closing in faster than anyone expected and some choices, once made, can’t be undone.

If you’ve been listening closely, you’ll know:

  • The stakes are rising

  • Loyalties are being tested

  • And Christmas, as ever in the Panda-verse, refuses to stay simple

This episode isn’t just about the holidays it’s about what (and who) you protect when everything is on the line.

🐼 A Call to Arms (The Friendly Kind)

If you’ve enjoyed the show this year, here’s how you can help keep it alive and growing:

  • Tell someone about it a friend, a fellow sci-fi fan, or that one person who likes weird podcasts

  • Share an episode on social media or messaging apps

  • Support the show if you’re able running AI War Panda costs real money every month, and every bit of help makes a difference

No begging. No guilt. Just gratitude.

✨ Looking Ahead

Work is already underway on Episode 0, which will revisit the very beginning of the story with new scenes and a clearer starting point for new listeners. Big things are coming in the new year louder, stranger, and more emotionally dangerous than ever.

For now, though, take a breath. Enjoy the quiet where you can. Hug the people (and animals) you care about. From all of us in the AI War Panda universe:

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays.
And remember Don’t Panic, it’s all under control. Probably. 🎄🐼🚀

Mr Voss

I’m Aric — the human half-mad creator behind AI War Panda. Part storyteller, part tinkerer, I build strange universes where war-pandas, sarcastic robots, and impossible realms collide.

This site is my signal flare into the void: blog posts, podcast episodes, and glimpses into the lore we’re still unearthing. If you like your sci-fi with a side of absurdity, philosophy, and unexpected laughter — you’ve just stumbled into the right corner of the web.

Step inside, click around, and join the pandemonium.

https://www.aiwarpanda.com/
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