
A strange little sci-fi audio drama where cosmic trouble, satire, and a healthy dose of weirdness collide.
Meet the main characters:
Remus – a battle-scarred war panda with a massive hammer and a surprisingly big heart.
Lady Deadheart – alien royalty who abandoned their position and is now hiding out on Earth.
McWordy – a perplexing robot who talks… and talks… and yes, you guessed it, talks.
Aric – the human out of his depth trying to stay alive and not go completely mad.
Part radio-style drama, part satire, and occasionally a full-blown fever dream, each episode is a long-form story (usually around 30 minutes) mixing narrative, music, and soundscapes as this odd group deals with everything from the mundane to the impossible.
If you enjoy sci-fi with strange characters, unexpected moments, and a story that doesn’t always take itself too seriously, you might feel at home here.
✨ New to the madness? Start with Episode 04
Created, written and edited by Aric Voss (the real one).
Performed by AI.
An independent podcast made with love, imagination, and a worrying amount of binary.
A strange little sci-fi audio drama where cosmic trouble, satire, and a healthy dose of weirdness collide.
Meet the main characters:
Remus – a battle-scarred war panda with a massive hammer and a surprisingly big heart.
Lady Deadheart – alien royalty who abandoned their position and is now hiding out on Earth.
McWordy – a perplexing robot who talks… and talks… and yes, you guessed it, talks.
Aric – the human out of his depth trying to stay alive and not go completely mad.
Part radio-style drama, part satire, and occasionally a full-blown fever dream, each episode is a long-form story (usually around 30 minutes) mixing narrative, music, and soundscapes as this odd group deals with everything from the mundane to the impossible.
If you enjoy sci-fi with strange characters, unexpected moments, and a story that doesn’t always take itself too seriously, you might feel at home here.
✨ New to the madness? Start with Episode 04
Created, written and edited by Aric Voss (the real one).
Performed by AI.
An independent podcast made with love, imagination, and a worrying amount of binary.
Episodes

Thursday Oct 30, 2025
Trick or Treat
Thursday Oct 30, 2025
Thursday Oct 30, 2025
Welcome to our Halloween special.
Aric is reluctantly dragged trick-or-treating through suburban Carlisle by his motley crew: Remus, McWordy, and Lady Deadheart. Halloween is the one night a year a giant panda, a symphora-plated space adventurer, and a robot can blend right in. Mostly.
By the end of the night, everyone staggers home through the autumn leaves—Aric's stress levels peaking, Remus bouncing on sugar and alcohol, and Deadheart just being Deadheart.
From the mind of Aric Voss and his increasingly unpredictable crew, we present this comedy-drama thingy, brought to life by the power of zeros, ones, and MP3 compression.
This episode's original AI song is “The Void Howler.”
Official Website 👉 aiwarpanda.com
P.S. While tonight seemed as harmless as a daytime soap, Orvak Trenholme's closest advisor—a proper nasty bit of work—is more than halfway to Earth. When he arrives, it won't be jolly hockey sticks and tiffin.

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